Où sont vos chapeaux?

Not wishing to make light of the passing of a colleague, but I have a feeling I know what some SMT types would have reacted to first on seeing this report and pic.

Repose en paix.

© Mr Plod
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An offensive weapon.

Dick!

Do I really need to say anything else?

© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times